What it really means:
Nowadays,
- I miss you means until I start getting sick of you.
- I like you means until I start getting bored of you.
- I love you means until I meet someone better.
- Let’s just be friends means let’s not talk as much.
- I need time & space means I want you to get over me.
- I’m not ready for a relationship means I don’t feel the same way.
- I just wanna be single means I don’t wanna end up hurting you.
- I hate my ex means I’d take them back.
(Source: jellybellymelony, via bullett-proof)
When you rap a whole song without messing any words up
What always ends up happening when I have to speak in front of a large crowd
(Source: , via lmaogtfo)
When you see a Jehovah’s Witness coming towards your house
That moment when i wake up in the morning to the smell of bacon
(Source: awkward-awesome, via lmaogtfo)
